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Senator Dodd and President Obama want to regulate banks and we fear that includes wealthy bankers who date hot girls in fashion. Everything that is banking is threatened when “that crazy liberal Obama gets on a microphone and talks about bigger government or idealistic health care reforms.” (John, RBC Capital Markets). Obama wants to limit the leverage bankers are able to use while pursuing gorgeous women who have a fast fading interest in their career and who are actively looking for vertical mobility/to become housewives. Basically he wants to limit the risk for guys on Main Street by making sure bankers aren’t “too big to fail.”